What gives, Delaware?

I totally don't get why you states don't like me.

Alaska - I always liked you, why isn't it mutual?
Montana - You've hurt me.
South Dakota - Is it my breath?
Mississippi - This is getting personal.
Alabama - What did I ever do to you?

and Delaware... seriously Delaware? You're like, the most boring state ever. Wayne and Garth totally made fun of you. So who's laughing now? Me.